Early spring my very cold tush. Why do we listen to a rodent anyway? There are educated, scientific, meteorologists on every news channel and they can’t get it right. I don’t want to wear a coat or socks anymore.
I am boycotting that stupid groundhog ritual next year. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. You are a rotten creature and I hope you freeze your furry tail off.